vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

eat-to-thrive:

Little watermelon, cantaloupe, & honeydew melon balls this morning. So deliciously hydrating 💦


I thought this was trix cereal for a moment

eat-to-thrive:

Little watermelon, cantaloupe, & honeydew melon balls this morning. So deliciously hydrating 💦

I thought this was trix cereal for a moment

(via whoyoucallin-kid)

chels-e-lately:

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden


Chillin with my gnomies

chels-e-lately:

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

Chillin with my gnomies

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via beastoftheyeast)

nichole337vevo:

😔
assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

(via fallenliteracy)

stayspectacular:

temperancesbrennan:

I swear I’m going to be Nick Miller when I”m 30

100%

(via fallenliteracy)

It’s a description of me

It’s a description of me

(Source: heroinbae, via beastoftheyeast)